(You may or may not think this is funny but it cracked me up. Dustin, don't shoot me.)
I am working away, minding my own business and my stomach is just pounding in all directions. I sent Dustin the following text and it continued from here... Play Boom Boom Pow in the background and continue reading.
"Your daughter is having a party in my abdomen and we weren't invited"
"Party at my placenta"
"Bring your own amniotic fluid"
"No bladder stands, please"
"Stay off the cords"
Feel free to join in!!
8 hours ago