(You may or may not think this is funny but it cracked me up. Dustin, don't shoot me.)
I am working away, minding my own business and my stomach is just pounding in all directions. I sent Dustin the following text and it continued from here... Play Boom Boom Pow in the background and continue reading.
"Your daughter is having a party in my abdomen and we weren't invited"
"Party at my placenta"
"Bring your own amniotic fluid"
"No bladder stands, please"
"Stay off the cords"
Feel free to join in!!
Slamdunk Carrot Cupcakes
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